Category Archives: Paladin

CTC Macro

Just posting the macro for CTC Cap. So I myself, dont have to constantly google the fucking thing

/run DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage(“Need 102.4 combat table coverage. Currently at: “..string.format(“%.2f”, GetDodgeChance()+GetBlockChance()+GetParryChance() +5))

What is this you ask? Combat Table Coverage.

What the fuck is that now?

Well basically in short form it is…..

For Paladins, Warriors it is 102.4 and for Druids and DKs it is 101.8.
Since the stupid druids and dks dont have that “block stat” that warriors/paladins love, they can’t hit the ctc cap. Sorry ūüė¶

BUT what the ctc cap basically means is whether or not the boss is going to crushing blow, crits, hits, blocked or completely missed.
Higher the number you have the better ūüôā

Once you hit 102.4 you will block/dodge/parry or the boss will miss EVERY attack, yep everyone :D:D
So that is your goal as a paladin or warrior.

Reforge to hit the block cap, then make sure your parry/dodge are realistically the same percent, then make sure you reforge out of every hit/expertise fuck whatever stat that doesnt help you avoid to reach the cap.

Before you go running out and gem and reforging everything make sure to take into consideration all the buffs that you get in a raid, food buffs, kings, totems, horn of winter/battle shout. Then you can make yourself hit it.

Once you hit the cap. Well what else do you think you should stack?

Does your threat lack? probably not.
Do you want to hit 200k unbuffed? probably yup.

So there it is, this was typed in the midst of wiping on heroic al’akir or whatever. Yeah were still wiping on that shit. Its harder than any boss in DS 10 IMO

Please ask me a question if you think i fucked up.

Bye for now


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i hate heroic modes

So, the last 2 nights I’ve spent it¬†wiping on heroic modes… yes even with a 10 percent buff. We’ve killed morchok, duh, and ultraxion, duh. We spent all last night on Yor’sajgofuckurself boss, ¬†the lowest we got to was 40 something percent. Yeah weak fuckin donair sauce. mmm donairs.
Why the fuck don’t you yankees know what a donair is?

I sit in my raid and get called donair blah blah blah, i think its fuckin hilarious, I have even said last¬†Friday, i am enjoying this¬†DELICIOUS¬†donair, they’re all like uhh, what? … wow its not even in the dictionary.

kai, but aniwhoo…
I downloaded and changed my whole ui for this fuckin fight, and the tank still kept getting hit like a absolute wrecking bomb. Hes geared too…
spam divine light, holy light, the hunters pet etc etc! and nope. LOH to the rescue… once.


anyways my rant is I personally think that that, is the worst fight blizzard has designed, and that’s saying a lot. There has been some shiiitttty boss fights. Heroic Lady Deathwhisper was one of them but ¬†this tops it by far!

Anyways, leave you all on a friendly note. Changed my guilds tabard cause they were sick of the red and black or whatever.

Whattaaayaa think about et?

the picture doesnt show. lol

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Stone Rumbles


I approve this message before hand.


I got to raid on my pally’s guilds main group. Yikes are they good. 1 shot Heroic Morchok, did normal the next 3, then 2nd attempt was the guild first downing of Heroic Ultraxion. I think its cause I was there right?
But I mean 50k healing per second each. Pally and a Druid, that’s bonkers. Super fun, but it was sloppy, and I didn’t record the attempt because I was convinced it would take a couple more tries.
We went on to kill deathwing and shit that night.
Only got offspec loottsss

Acheesements on a useless pally is always good.

Watch the Video, and subscribe! I didn’t put music, so you guys can listen to your own beats while watching it

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So I finally decided to grind the last 25 levels of enchanting, quick and easy. I needed the landslide enchant, SO SICK of tipping people for that shit.
The 5 points that I got for that runed elementium rod, makes it super easy. Costs like 1000 gold for the mats, or if your a hoarder, you should have it all in your bank alt.
Now I do not have to look for a stupid enchanter ever again. Still need to do another profession on the pally, but I dont know which one. I HAVE TOOOO MANY!
So basically the way I did it was

500-505 Hit to bracers, Its the cheapest one to get you the 5 points
505-510 Couple you can do, but if the potions are cheap on the AH i’d¬†recommend¬†¬†
510-515 Craft enchants that use 3 Greater Essences  or whatever. Spirit to Bracers, Mastery to boots. Those are the 2 I made
515-520 Runed Elementium Rod. You get 5 skill ups. Easy Easy
520-525 Maelstrom shatter. If you needed to buy the Crystals off the ah, my economy is lucky. Its like 190 for maelstorm and like 90 for Shards. So your losing like 10 gold if your wanting to sell everything. (Which I DONT reccomend, Stock pile that shit nukka)

There you have it, now buy all the 5 Maelstrom patterns and wait and see people looking for that enchant.

Tomorrows Tuesday…. Great -_-

Bye ‚̧

525... GG


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