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Camel Horder

So I know it is a expansion old, but this fucking thing evaded me like a … ninja? Anyways I finally got it after about 13 duds, which may not seem like a lot, but even to find a dud was fucking longg.

Weeks between the camel figurines came and went.

But I got it now. Thanks!

Camel Horder!

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Holy Fuck Aeonaxx too!

Am I ever the luckiest person alive.
As soon as I found Time Lost Proto Drake, I immediately started camping Aeonaxx spawn too!

Did some research and saw that there were 3 main spawn locations, though as you will read later below I didn’t need to put as much effort in as I did.

I had my buddy camp the north location, my one account camp the location right next to Stonecore ***** CAMP THIS ONE! Then I had another of my accounts camp the south east spawn.


Top right Look at mini map. PLACE TO CAMP

So thats the most important camp sight. BECAUSE, when the little fucker spawned. All 3 of my accounts / campers had their NPC scan go off.

There she was, floating right around Stonecore like the countless people say they found her at.

blah blah blah. Took me about 30 hours? A lot friendlier than a bunch of stories I read.

But simple, make sure NPC Scan is cleared.

Camp near stonecore  little south to be nice.

Start up xbox, and turn your computer speakers up!


Have any interesting stories about these last 2 mounts SHOW!

Since me and Catalyia share accounts. BAZINGA! Sorry Ray

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Time Lost Proto Drake; How I got it.

So, as you all know, TLPD (Time Lost Proto Drake) was a very rare, infact SUPER rare mob in Storm Peaks, that drops the illusive mount, of his skin.

Now to get this mount while Lich King was the current expansion, was a huge bragging feat.
Even today, to see someone with the mount, is pretty “Wow”.

Now in the next paragraph or 2 I explain my Method on attaining him. Though I did get pretttty f’n lucky.


Map and Camp Points

Since the server population is a little low, I only had to compete with 1 or 2 people also looking for the mount at a time. Though it can be a bit frustrating, camping in a spot only to have the mob spawn at the location your competitor is sitting at.

The approach I took, was make sure you have something else to fucking do while you wait!
I played a solid 10 hours of NHL 12 waiting for my _NPCScan to go off.

Speaking of which, make sure you download _NPCScan and _NPCScan Overlay. As these will be tremendously helpful.
I also made a macro that was for both of the Spawns

/target time
/tart vyra
/stopmacro [noexists]
/tell Dillzy > %t <

Very simple, I just clicked this as I’d go, kind of a backup, in case that add on bugs out.

I did a lot of research on the spawn timer, and most common spawn locations.

From what I read, and what I experienced it is between 6-8 hours between spawns of either the 2 mobs.

Now, unless I forgot something this is what I experienced camping for him.
I picked my mage to camp, easiest to get there, slowfall, and had mining, so Killed some time mining.

Me and my friend killed Vyragosa at about 1130 pm “Friday” I wasnt going to get up at 6 am to find a stupid pixel creature, lol.
But I did log on around 12pm “Saturday” nothing, nothing nothing.
Constantly flying back and forth between camp points, I would sit at either of the red circles for no more than 10 minutes at a time. I read that the most common spawn point of Time Lost him/her self was the one above the village, where all the blue dragons fly around.

So that was my main focus for camp/check points.

The location in which I found Vyragosa was in the valley next to the Fairie bitches, she was flying east.

Yadda Yadda Yadddddda.

Around 4 ish “Saturday” while I was making dinner I went downstairs to check to see if the NPC went off.

And ultra surpisingly it did! Quickly targeted him, did a quick /who saw there was 1 other 85 in here.

He was right where I was camping, where the blue proto drakes are, just north of the village. He was flying North along that “path”.

Went to the fucker, dismounted, ice lance, slow fall. Landed Frostbolted the guy! WIN! WIN! WIN!

By this time I was shakin like a mo’fucka, but I couldn’t believe it only took me no less than 24 hours to get the beast!

Anyways that’s all.

Just fly back and forth between the 4 circles, and camp at the furthest east one.

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Seems like its been fucking forever since I made a post.

My last one on my transmog sets TOOK OFF.

Brought me in a ton of views, and a lot of weird search terms. Creeps.

“Slutty human pally transmog”
Pretty much all has to do with slutty. Anyways, thats alllll good in my books.

I’ve been working on a couple more transmogs too. I’m loving the Teir 1 Sets so i’ve been farming them on most of the toons. Priest is the only one that is completed. But I will make a post of that soon once a couple more are completed.


Anyways, to the meat of this post. There hasn’t been anything to do on wow, at all, just play with the girlfriend and hopefully 1 more person logs on to do guild dungeons, so while i wait and shit. I’ve been owning the JC market on my realm.

I’ve made 70k gold in a month. I think?

I bought myself Sandstone Drake when i hit 320.

But now i hit 350 Tonight. I KNOW SCREENshot or it didnt happen. But that is below, so 1- Dillon 0- Trolls.

Try again please.

I know i know you are all thinking, 350k gold. HOLY Fuck, Imagine what you would do on your meesly 2 level 85s with 350k gold.

I dont even know what to do with it.

My only goal is to hit 1 Million gold, now thats a fucking milestone.

anyways, gotta go to bed. working in the real life sucks, if only i could make dollas like I make gold hey?


350k Gold. Jelly?

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WTS Lessons

So, I’ve started working, holy fuck.
Kill Me…

I still am able to play this game, just not to the extent I was used too.
But there is getting less and less to do. 10 85s. geared to the tits…

No more LFR… working on off off specs.

I need to find something to doooooooooooo.
DS 10 is a joke now.

I want to quit construction and open my own business.

Lets create one right now.


Ill teach any of you how to play this game. Simply enough right?

Whether you want to learn to play your Destruction Warlock. Or how to tank heroic DS?

Im your man.

They will be free right now 😉

but just you wait. Once this business takes off youll be payin the big bucks baby.


Love you



/kill me.


Want to play wow more 😦

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so quarter million bittches

Last weekend I came across a devilish deal 😉
Anyways bought some shit for dirt cheap. Not sure if it was hacked account? or gold hacker.
Too good to be true I think.

Anyways spent 20k on some Queens Garnets.

40 to be exact.

I mean right? Too good to be true. How could anyone turn this down.

Mailed them all to my JC and started owning the AH for a weekend.

I made sure I had 2 of each gem, stre, agi, int up at all times.
No more because id get undercut and posting them every 15 minutes uses some gold 🙂

I put 2 blanks always up there just so I could sell them as quick as I can.

Anyways Easy Easy Money

Here’s how much gold I have.

When I bought the Gems I was at 217-20=197k After selling all of them 260k.

( I bought a transmog set for my pally for like 5k?) thats why my gold is below 260 in the picture.


Thanks ❤


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Plenty of Fish

I’m Quitting Wow…..






April Fools.

I know it’s a little late. Had too.
Did any of you do or get any Aprils fools jokes done?
Not this guy, I slept past the deadline.


I thought I would talk about what changes are coming to wow and how I feel about them. I’ll talk about probably my favorite ATM, but fuck there is so many, I’m sick of this Dragon Soul, level 85 content. I want this expansion terribly bad.
Though having to level 10 85’s to 90 is probably going to be a hassle, I need to find a huge gold mine to start stock pilling for the expansion. I know that Maelstrom Crystals, all those enchanting mats, minning materials ETC will eventually do the same sort of pathway as Lich King did, and how those are fucking outrageously expensive right now. At least like infinite dust is 7g each on our server, and when Cata was released it was er 50s each? That’s profit and I don’t even even have a Masters Degree. Well see as that time draws nearer.


My favorite thing that has been posted about in the beta posts issssss…..


Whats yours ?


Mine is the change to looting in LFR, that has by far been the most frustrating, ridiculous thing to ever hit this game. Im excited because of the fact that they are getting rid of the need to trade aspect. I mean everyone does it now? You cant even say that you don’t need on anything you can. Im sick of having to mooch my fucking way to get a ilvl 384 pants from the Priest that has 410, and of course magically won them. Oh well with the change, no more trading, no much having to inspect. You win, You win. like a lottery.


There are other features I like, like the MONK!!! Of course, and another character slot! Im stoked to play a panda, and the new daily quests. It will be fun to experience maybe 2 times? Then it will get fucking lame again. But that will come.

I wish that mass looting feature was released when I was power leveling all mine and my girlfriends characters, that would have been sweet. Hmm what else.

Its 3 am right now, I’m out of topics. But I know they will come as soon as I click publish. Oh well, another day another dollar.

Thank you to my new Sponsor Steel Series<3


April fools again.

I wish.



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The Magnificent Deth'tilac

















King Krush

So, that is all my pets. Tell me your favorite 🙂 so far the hardest one to get has been the stupid Spider, all my gear was RED by the time i got through with him, but it was me just being lazy and not looking what to do.

And keep in mind the following, I didnt start collecting pets till I dinged 85.

So i’m writing this on the Morning of March 12. 7 Days to collect all these pets isn’t bad If you ask me.

Share this post please ❤

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CTC Macro

Just posting the macro for CTC Cap. So I myself, dont have to constantly google the fucking thing

/run DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage(“Need 102.4 combat table coverage. Currently at: “..string.format(“%.2f”, GetDodgeChance()+GetBlockChance()+GetParryChance() +5))

What is this you ask? Combat Table Coverage.

What the fuck is that now?

Well basically in short form it is…..

For Paladins, Warriors it is 102.4 and for Druids and DKs it is 101.8.
Since the stupid druids and dks dont have that “block stat” that warriors/paladins love, they can’t hit the ctc cap. Sorry 😦

BUT what the ctc cap basically means is whether or not the boss is going to crushing blow, crits, hits, blocked or completely missed.
Higher the number you have the better 🙂

Once you hit 102.4 you will block/dodge/parry or the boss will miss EVERY attack, yep everyone :D:D
So that is your goal as a paladin or warrior.

Reforge to hit the block cap, then make sure your parry/dodge are realistically the same percent, then make sure you reforge out of every hit/expertise fuck whatever stat that doesnt help you avoid to reach the cap.

Before you go running out and gem and reforging everything make sure to take into consideration all the buffs that you get in a raid, food buffs, kings, totems, horn of winter/battle shout. Then you can make yourself hit it.

Once you hit the cap. Well what else do you think you should stack?

Does your threat lack? probably not.
Do you want to hit 200k unbuffed? probably yup.

So there it is, this was typed in the midst of wiping on heroic al’akir or whatever. Yeah were still wiping on that shit. Its harder than any boss in DS 10 IMO

Please ask me a question if you think i fucked up.

Bye for now


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Stance Dance to France

So as every DPS warrior knows right now that arms is ahead of fury because of how stupid Blizzard is -_-.

And to succeed even more is to use this nerdy term called “Stance Dance”

So I’ve kinda ignored my warrior for the past couple weeks, just doing the LFR and a couple of heroics. Mostly tanking because DPS ques suck.

But this week I decided to turn in my tokens in and get the 4 piece for DPS.

I have 2 of the LFR DW 2 Handed swords Gurthalak, Voice of the Deeps

Working on the enchants and such, kinda lazy ATM.
But I did get my macros and the rotation set up, WHICH is what I am going to share with you below…

First off is the set of macros that you need to have in order to stance dance efficiently.

These are the ones I currently use, with the addition of colossus smash and execute.
I don’t like Heroic strike, because the rage that is lost etc from stance changing constantly you will rarely have enough to use heroic strike. Therefore use SLAM. I can use the math I found on a website on how that slam does more damage per rage than heroic strike. But I don’t feel like copyright infringements.  Here’s my rotation.

Rend> Only usable in Battle Stance

Colossus Smash> EVERYTIME it is up sirs and madams

Mortal Strike > To refresh rend

Overpower>Only usable in Battle stance

Slam> Hi?

Heroic Strike> if you ever have more than 65 Rage

So basically make your macros, put them in the same order on both Battle stance bar and Berserk stance.

I’ve probably forgot some vital information, if I remember. YELL at me.

Below is the macros that I use

Love you All

#showtooltip mortal strike
/cast berserker stance
/cast mortal strike

#showtooltip Slam
/cast berserker stance
/cast Slam

#showtooltip Overpower
/cast battle stance
/cast Overpower

#showtooltip Rend
/cast battle stance
/cast Rend

#showtooltip Thunder Clap
/cast battle stance
/cast Thunder Clap

#showtooltip Bladestorm
/cast Berserker Stance
/cast Bladestorm

My warriors UI

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